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Olympic Cyclist Has Freakish Quads, Probably Ruins His Chances At Any Olympic Hookups

Cycling track events will be done at the Olympics by August 7, while the Games won’t end until five days later. Therefore, the athletes competing in those events will have plenty of time afterward to enjoy the sights of the rest of the Games – and to mingle and make some new acquaintances.

Unless you’re Germany’s Robert Forstemann, and your gross-ass monster legs get posted on Twitter.

In what was advertised as a “quad-off,” which I guess is how cyclists figure out who is the most macho, Forstemann posed for a picture next to Andre Greipel, Germany’s most successful rider. Well, apparently being the best doesn’t mean having the biggest legs. Those belong to Forstemann, who has two tree trunks protruding out of his waist.

Good luck trying to meet any female athletes at the Olympics after having this picture posted. I can just see herds of female Olympians walking around the village and pointing at this guy, giggling and being like, “There goes thunder thighs.”

You thought Greipel has a big set of legs. There was a quad off in the German camp today. Greipel lost. twitter.com/Greghenderson1…

— Greg Henderson (@Greghenderson1) July 27, 2012

h/t Barstool Sports

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