What day is it? A day? Any day at all? Well, then that must mean Colin Cowherd is pissing people off again. This time, it’s with his thoughts on the hockey media.

You know there’s nothing any Cubs fan wants to see more than a World Series championship. You know that from the hypothetical celebration in this MLB 12 ad that practically made Cubs fans openly weep in public places, and now you know it because Parks and Recreation’s Nick Offerman is telling you. And when the guy who plays Ron Swanson tells you something, you listen, dammit.

You might know actor/comedian Aries Spears from his run as a MADtv cast member, but if you’ve come across him more recently, there’s probably a better chance you know him for his Youtube sensation freestyle rap medley. But those aren’t the only impressions he does.

The web roundup for Wednesday, May 16th. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. After the jump, our starting five.

I… can’t figure out if Metta World Peace is trying to engage an entire city in a fight, or pay them a compliment, or both. Either way, we come away from his interview during today’s shootaround with a better understanding of what he thinks of Oklahoma City’s women.

Bless you, Angels broadcast team. Without you, we’d have no idea what to be on the lookout for during this baseball game.

Every so often, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon does a segment called “Wax On, Wax Off,” in which an unlucky contestant gets chest hair ripped out if a designated audience member can’t answer incredibly difficult trivia questions correctly. The latest waxee? The Jets’ Nick Mangold.

So there are Tiger Mothers, and there are stage mothers, and now it appears there are mothers with an unhealthy level of investment in their children’s Little League careers. For one such mother, her son’s failure to make a travel team roster was more than she could bear.

Remember the Bernie Fine story, when a longtime Syracuse basketball assistant was fired mid allegations of molestation – and a very strange recording involving a phone conversation between an accuser and Fine’s wife, Laurie? Laurie Fine remembers.

For the past few weeks, Inside the NBA has been building towards a “Shirt-Off” between analysts Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley. It was a relentlessly teased social media stunt and an obvious ploy for attention, but in the end, like most stunts and ploys Inside tries, it ended up being pretty entertaining.