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Paulina Gretzky Wears Outfit That Will “Probably Make Her Famous Father’s Head Explode”

The web roundup for Monday, April 9th, 2012. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. And now, our starting five.

1. PAULINA GRETZKY CONTINUES COURAGEOUS MISSION TO GIVE HER POOR FATHER A HEART ATTACK. “It’s not everyday the super-hot daughter of a hockey legend throws on some skimpy lingerie and runs around Hollywood … BUT IT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!!!” [TMZ]

2. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO THE PHILADELPHIA 76ers? According to head coach Doug Collins, they’re pretty much just a group of emotionally fragile sissies. [SB Nation]

3. JEFF VAN GUNDY: YES, I AM ABSOLUTELY BIASED REGARDING THE PUBLIC SPAT BETWEEN MY BROTHER AND DWIGHT HOWARD. “I have a horse in the race and I think when you do, you say this is where I am coming from.” [Sports Illustrated]

4. TINY PERSON POSING NEXT TO SIGN IN BUBBA WATSON’S HOMETOWN WINS THE DAY. [Darren Rovell]

5. NOT SPORTS RELATED, STILL IMPORTANT: HOLY CRAP, BACON SHELL TACOS! [Buzzfeed]

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: MLB: Milwaukee at Chicago Cubs (ESPN, 7 p.m.), NBA: Phoenix at Minnesota (ESPN2, 9 p.m.).

AND, FINALLY TONIGHT: Is this the most realistic fight scene ever? NSFW for MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF GORE.