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Ryan Lochte: Not The Best Interview

No, there isn’t a smidgen of context provided in this wonderful video by Buzzfeed. And, no, it’s not totally fair to Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte. But the guy gets to have the entire country cheer for him and stare at his six-pack on magazine covers, so I think the rest of us can poke a little fun at him.

With that in mind, watch this hilarious compilation of Lochte answering interview questions, and not answering them very well.

Buzzfeed says he’s a bad interview; I disagree. This is fantastic.

More questions I’d like to see Lochte be asked:

- Do you know that you can’t cook things on your grills?
- What color are gold medals?
- If you have three gold medals and I take one away, how many gold medals do you have?
- Why don’t you think you’re cool?
- Why is the weight room so integral to your weight lifting?
- Why is the swimming pool so integral to your swimming?
- Who named you Ryan?
- What’s three-billion-times-zero?
- Why are there so many Floridians in Florida?
- How can we fix the economy?
- Why do you swim so good?

[h/t Dylan MacNamara, Buzzfeed]

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