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Soccer Player Who Kicked Owl Punished Too Lightly


Remember when soccer player Luis Moreno kicked a defenseless owl on the pitch, and how sad it made you (regardless of whether or not he “did it to see if the owl could fly”)? Remember how the owl later died (though not directly by his kick), and how sad that made you? Well, Moreno’s punishment came out today, and there’s a good chance it will make you sad, too.

The final tally: a two-match suspension and $560 fine. That’s it? Maybe Moreno’s not Tiger Woods or A-Rod money-wise, but well under even $1,000 for a pretty clear act of cruelty? And only two matches? Not only was it terrible to kick the owl like that, but Moreno did it on the pitch, during a match. It’s not like he kicked an owl at some park on his own time (not that that would be good, but it would be less relevant to soccer).

It might be easier to justify the punishment than the original action, but we’re still not going to try. Even if Moreno didn’t directly kill the animal, he added significantly to the stress it was already under, and brought well-deserved negative attention to his team, league, and sport in the process – and we can’t help but feel it was worth docking him a few more dollars and a few more matches. Video of the original incident below, and we think you’ll see what we mean if you watch.


  • Coco73

    thats bullshit u cant just kick fuking owls man

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_76O5FXRFUDZPFTJNRNK4KU24OU Morgan

    I think they should set an example with this guy.It does not matter if he did not know the owl was a good luck charm it was a living breathing creature.That beast has no right to hurt anyone or anything he should be fined as well as put on the side lines for a long time, a normal person would not hurt an innocent creature he has a serious mental problem and he should not be a role model for anyone I personally think he should be kicked in the ba*** to see how it feels.

  • Lcat

    If EVERYONE publicizes the name LUIS MORENO as an ANIMAL KILLER, and do so EVERYWHERE, he deserves the criticism and censure. Since the game official apply MINIMAL punishment, it is now up to the PUBLIC to punish this idiot. The bird was alive ALIVE when he kicked it. It might have lived if given help. I hope one day he’s on the ground one day and someone kicks him down the road. In perspective, the bird, kicked by a human is equivalent to an elepahnt kicking a man. I hope he gets kicked in the same way when he needs help. If there is a cosmic justice, Moreno must receive the same cruel treratment.

  • Keeper92

    I agree with Morgan. He should be kicked in the balls “to see if he can fly.”

  • A23

    What a fucking pathetic loser. Seriously that is sick and twisted, who the heck just goes up and kicks and already injured animal..or any animal for that matter? That prick def deserves all thats coming to him and then-some.He needs to be made an example of. I like the kick in the balls idea.

  • Lnrgb

    What a cruel bastard!

  • Arturo

    a better idea is to kick him in the face and see if he can fly!

  • roddie

    fucken idiot… when a tiger or bear or whatever hurts a human… they hunt the animal and kill it.. they should do the same, hunt him down…. i hope his career ends for good… i wonder what his daughters said.. i now i would lose respect for my dad if he did that shit cus he knows how much respect i have for animals specially defenseless creatures.. fucken idiot

  • Monkeyfeet90

    I’m glad he kicked it. Its either us or the owls, and I’ll be damned if I let those owls win. Besides, its the owl’s fault for messing up the flow of the game. It didn’t even try to get out of the way as that ball was headed for it.

  • http://twitter.com/2011dpp tim white

    you are a fucking moron, I hope somebody kicks YOU in the face

  • Mrjboyd

    you are a fucking idiot for saying something that retarded. Come to south georgia and I will kick you like that you fucking fuck!!! Oh, I see why you say that now. You’re a fucking monkey!!!! Should’ve known!!!

  • DAM

    I gotta agree with monkeyfeet; those owls are a serious threat to our survival. If this brave man is willing to risk foot and cleat to take one out, then that’s one less owl, and he is a hero.

    Owls should have more respect for soccer. Unless it was an American owl, in which case, it’s ok. Nobody here likes soccer. Use your damn hands.

    Not to mention, the world rodent population has been dwindling down, and is now at a mere eight figures. Once they go, the glue trap manufacturers will be all but out of business. Poison companies will suffer a drastic blow. The world economy may not recover.

    Kill the owls while we still can; I saw a documentary recently called “Legend of the Guardians”… watch it. That’ll cure your sympathy for these ruthless creatures. They are smarter than they let on.

  • Ceskadivka

    he is a fucking ahole to kick a defenless owl…he deserves to rot in hell !!!!

  • Monkeyfeet90

    Valid points DAM. Mrjboyd, I have no problem coming down to south georgia to fuck you up. From what you had the said, I can only assume that you are more retarded than Forest Gump, and I feel bad that I have fuck your virgin peach. You know who else who cared about owls? Hitler, which means you hate Jews, and I hate antisemites. You faq.

  • Monkeyfeet90

    Seriously? Its a fucking owl. Its not a human baby. The fact that you make such a huge deal out of this proves that you are a huge waste of life, and you should kill yourself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001012552255 Kiki Gritsch

    That stupid sub-human soccer player should receive a good kicking, and I wouldn’t mind if he died after being kicked either. He is a total ass. Anyone that will abuse animals will most likely go on to abuse humans, if he already hasn’t. He is scum.

  • Monkeyfeet90

    I have a friend who kills mice for his job. Why? Because he does research to help cure a disease that will save millions of people. So through so call “animal abuse”, he is helping people. So go suck a chode, you faggot.

  • Cfrick48

    The person who wrote this is one step below the lowest living creature on this earth. This person as well as the football player should be made to work with sick and helpless animals for one year. They would both lean that animals ask so little but our love and affection.
    One other thing that is not brought out from the news media is how that owl got out on the field in the first place. Animals, wild or domestic have no business being in that type of venue. The the lights and the noice of the crowd cause a great deal of stress. If you want an animal as a mascot then have a person dress up as one. They have the choice the animal does not.

  • Monkeyfeet90

    You obviously know nothing about owls. If you were to go out and try and give an owl a hug to show how much you loved it, you know how it would repay you? It would gorge your eyes out and then rip your throat. Owls don’t fuck around, they hate us. And they should, they are worthless and humans are kickass.

  • Flograp1

    I guess he didn’t give a hoot

  • http://world-most-beautiful-houses.blogspot.com/ house

    he’s just a stupid person. in the world there are many like him

  • DAM

    I don’t know about monkeyfeet, but I for one would love to work with sick and helpless animals for a year. I figure Luis “Twinkletoes” Moreno and I would be put to work in the room where they put ‘em down. Who the hell wants a sick, helpless animal? There are plenty of healthy ones out there. Me and Louie could have a contest to see who can execute the most useless creatures. I would definitely win, since I’m not a soccer player and can use my hands.

    And the only reason I’d be in South Georgia is passing thru to Florida. Your state sucks. Go have sex with your sister.

  • DAM

    I personally wouldn’t mind sacrificing 100 owls if it would save the life of 1 human baby. Even if it weren’t a guarantee that the baby would be saved. Even if killing the owls had nothing to do with saving a baby, I’d do it anyway, just in case they were wrong.

    On another note, somebody please link to a video of someone kicking a human baby. I’d like to comment on it.

    Till I see one, here’s some ASCII art I made.

    o / ~o{O=
    /T__,
    /

  • DAM

    Well played.

  • PantheraPardus

    Monkeyfeet, your feet stink & so do you, you piece of shit!! And Dam the moderator sucks too! That owl was competely innocent, just sitting there! It was just a soccer GAME! You idiots take those stupid games far too seriously & don’t take a life seriously enough! It’s guys like you who SUCK & are ruining the planet!!!

  • PantheraPardus

    I hope fools like Monkeyfeet & Dam NEVER have children, because they might turn out to be as STUPID as you both are!!! People like you are heartlessly killing off all other species! Owls are cruel? What a joke! It’s the human who is fucking cruel! That owl just sat there & looked up at the motherfucking soccer ass! The soccer ass kicked the owl to death! Who is the monster here?!! How would you like it if your baby innocently wandered onto the field & got kicked? Again, that owl was an innocent & needed help!! Any person with a heart would have bent down, gently picked him up & tried to move him. And btw, that owl was a team mascot. Tamed. So go to hell, you morons, for defending a brutal, brainless killer!!! You don’t even deserve the label of HUMAN, because you’re inhumane!!

  • PantheraPardus

    Here’s a petition for the owl who was killed: Please sign & share if you care. I will add more here: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/317/justice-for-mascot-owl/?z00m=19946635

  • PantheraPardus

    MonkeyFeet, you talk about animal testing to save human lives. like yours? Sorry, but you haven’t made a case for being worth saving… And i do not believe your life is worth more than the life of an owl. Who are you to judge that another species is worth less than you?

  • DAM

    If I had a baby that wondered onto a soccer field in the middle of a game, then by all means, kick the crap out of him. Chances are he’ll dodge it and kick your ass, cuz any baby that got by security and managed to make it on the field is clearly a badass.

    Here’s a petition for killing more owls. Please sign & share if you don’t give a crap. http://www.thepetitionsite.com

  • DAM

    If I had a baby that wondered onto a soccer field in the middle of a game, then by all means, kick the crap out of him. Chances are he’ll dodge it and kick your ass, cuz any baby that got by security and managed to make it on the field is clearly a badass.

    Here’s a petition for killing more owls. Please sign & share if you don’t give a crap. http://www.thepetitionsite.com

  • DAM

    If the owls don’t like it, maybe they should talk to their congressman. Until then, all other species are worth less than me.
    P.S. I have a pair of slippers made out of panthers. Coziest things ever. I wear them when I eat a panda burger.

  • DAM

    If the owls don’t like it, maybe they should talk to their congressman. Until then, all other species are worth less than me.
    P.S. I have a pair of slippers made out of panthers. Coziest things ever. I wear them when I eat a panda burger.

  • Steve

    this might be the funniest thread i’ve ever read, thank you DAM and monkeyfeet90

  • IKnow

    Yes, it is animal abuse.  Keep telling yourself that torturing mice will “cure a disease” or he’s “helping people.”  BS.  It’s profitable for animal torturers, such as your friend, (you seem like you’d enjoy torturing animals for free) but gets little results in relation to humans.  In addition, there are much more reliable alternatives than torturing mice or any other animals these days.  If your friend is anything like you, no doubt he enjoys torturing mice, not just the money he gets for doing it. 


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