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Amar’e Stoudemire Tells Turtle From Entourage To Go F*ck Himself

Entourage, HBO’s Sunday night scenester porn for the career-driven bro, is in its final season. And although the show is one of the more superficial things you’ll see on TV (this isn’t necessarily a bad thing; sometimes it’s fun to watch things that have little to no reliance on plot), the last few episodes are giving the illusion that life might not end up okay for Vince and the gang: careers are on the line, divorces are getting messy, and exes are pregnant and hateful. Entourage’s entourage will, of course, end up unscathed, but the show is creating the required sense doubt.

In the lead-up to the show’s finale (don’t worry, there’s probably going to be a movie), Turtle, the lovable loser of the gang, is trying to finally make something of himself by bringing the boys’ favorite hometown restaurant to Hollywood. In order to do this, though, he needs money. So, because this is not real life, he cold calls some of New York’s most famous athletes, and one of them, Knicks forward Amar’e Stoudemire, tells him to fuck himself.

Just an FYI, so you don’t feel too bad for poor Turtle: he comes up with the money anyway at the end of the episode. Again, the “not real life” thing.

[Pro Basketball Talk]