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Pirates Hit Back-to-Back Homers Off Foul Pole And The World Is Ending

Happy July 3rd, everyone! Hope you’re all getting ready to celebrate your last July 4th… ever. BECAUSE THE WORLD IS ENDING. Want to know why? MAYANS! AND GLOBAL WARMING. AND CAPS LOCK!

We all have exactly 171 days left to live. If this video of the Pirates hitting back-to-back home runs off the same foul pole doesn’t make you completely paranoid, you’re probably too sane to be convinced.

But the evidence is all there for you, and if you ignore it, you’re going to get your soul sucked by the Mayan’s on Dec. 21. Snooki is going to give birth that very day! Seriously, if this is sufficient proof, you’re a lost cause. Someone else explain to me how the Pirates can hit consecutive homeruns off the same foul pole, and be in a playoff spot on July 3rd. Miracle? Or a sign we’re on the brink of total destruction?

[Via MLB.com]

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