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Happy Valentine’s Day From College Football Coaches Everywhere (Bonus: SportsGrid’s Special My Bloody Valentines)

The web roundup for Thursday, February 14. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Now, our starting five.

1. How would some of America’s top college football coaches try to win your heart?

Like this hopefully. [SI Campus Union]

2. In other Valentine news…

…Red Sox fans still aren’t too keen on the job Bobby did managing the team last season. [Rant Sports]

3. Good guy Nick Saban.

Such a cheerful man, always there to lend a helping hand. [Busted Coverage]

4. SportsGrid’s special My Bloody Valentines.

Well, we couldn’t leave without putting our own twist on this day – and since this worked out so well, we figured why not return to the My Bloody Valentine theme? So, without further ado, win your true love’s heart with the help of SportsGrid’s My Bloody Valentines.

5. Not sports related, still important.

A cure to blindness, maybe; be a fish with Joaquin Phoenix; no condom? Just hit up this condom delivery service; high-speed chases with broken breaks are the worst kind of high-speed chases.

Food porn of the day.

“Valentine’s Day theme cake batter cookies.”

So much mouth romance.

And finally, tonight…

Blowjob pantomiming on live television.