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Drunk Man Shows America How Not To Grab A Home Run Ball

If this guy isn’t smashed, we must apologize. We are sorry… that you are naturally so uncoordinated. But chances are good that this Kansas City-area man had one too many and then tried to lean over the wall to grab a Mark Trumbo homer. As you can guess, nothing good came of that tactic.

The fact that this guy was that eager to take the souvenir off the security guard (or was he still trying to catch it himself?) tells you all you need to know about his sobriety level.

Also, the award for the best possible on-air reaction to a drunk man falling out of the stands onto his head goes to Nomar Garciaparra, who can be heard exclaiming “Yes!” like so many frat brothers have said to other frat brothers upon watching other frat brothers tumble shamefully down the stairs of the frat house. Well done, bro.

[Video and cap by CJ Fogler]

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