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The web roundup for Tuesday, September 4. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Now, our starting five.

1. Keith Hernandez might shave his mustache.

His real-life “I’m Keith Hernandez” moment? Not if WE have anything to do with it. [Deadspin]

2. Victoria Azarenka: better at tennis than dancing.

But we love her for doing this anyway. [Guyism]

3. “That sucks, man.”

The internet legend of West Virginia coach Dana Holgorsen grows. [Every Day Should Be Saturday]

4. You – yes, you – can own an Olympian’s… ice bath water.

Well, could… looks like it’s no longer for sale. We knew it was too good to be true – $1,000 just seemed too low for water. [Fourth-Place Medal]

5. Not sports related, still important.

Three shows to watch while waiting for more Breaking Bad; 7 examples of erotic lit that’s actually enjoyable to read; Grandma dresses up cat for every holiday of the year; How The Oogieloves became the biggest box-office bomb of all time (LOL).

What’s on TV tonight.

New York Yankees at Tampa Bay (ESPN, 7 p.m.); San Diego at Los Angeles Dodgers (ESPN, 10 p.m.); U.S. Open, men’s round of 16 and women’s quarterfinals (ESPN2, 11 a.m. and 7 p.m.); Boondock Saints (IFC, 8 p.m.); Top Gear (History, 9 p.m.); Hard Knocks (HBO, 10 p.m.)

Food porn of the day.

“Gorgonzola, bacon and Aberdeen Angus burger.”

And, finally tonight.

The greatest reaction to stranger danger on Dateline ever.

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