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WATCH: Even Louis C.K. Is Impressed By Jamie Moyer’s Longevity (EXTREMELY NSFW)

One of the themes of Louis C.K.’s standup comedy act – and his acclaimed new show on FX, Louie – is the aging process, and all its pitfalls. The performer doesn’t pull punches in talking about how getting older can, well, suck.

But last night’s Louie episode showcased an extreme case of a potential aging positive, as Louie found himself doing unexpectedly well with a young woman attracted to older men. A sampling from their initial conversation, centered around the woman’s claim that older men “smell weird” (which she inexplicably likes):

WOMAN: Yeah. You smell.

LOUIE: [confused] Like what?

WOMAN: I don’t know, like…hm…dying? It’s sexy.

Of course, they wind up doing the deed, and in an insane but hilarious sequence, Louie turns her on by rattling off every fact he can think of to showcase how old he is. Thankfully, one of them gave us enough of a sports connection to work with that we could post this:

I’m older than every baseball player…except Jamie Moyer, I think he’s still playing for the Phillies.

It should be noted that this fact was the one that really sent her over the edge. And as impressed as we are with Moyer’s accomplishments, we have to hand it to Louie – recalling this Moyer fact in the middle of scoring with a fetching young lass shows true dedication to appreciating the pitcher’s gifts.

We recommend watching the entire clip below (though NOT if you are at work/in any type of formal situation where other people are present), because it’s hilarious. However, the Moyer line starts at the 2:48 mark, if you’re pressed for time. Again, this could not be much less safe for work unless it were actually hardcore porn, so exercise caution. But, again: hilarious.