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This Elbow Got Metta World Peace Suspended For Seven Games

The web roundup for Tuesday, April 24th, 2012. (Photo via.) Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. And now, our starting five.

1. METTA WORLD PEACE SUSPENDED SEVEN GAMES FOR ELBOW, CANCELS ON CONAN. [Kevin Ding, John Ireland]

2. JOSE CANSECO’S TWITTER IS BACK, AND IT IS MORE BATSHIT THAN EVER. Our brief national nightmare is over. [Twitter]

3. THIS IS WHAT A 60-INCH VERTICAL JUMP LOOKS LIKE. [Shutdown Corner]

4. MIKE FRANCESA IS NOT ON BOARD WITH YOUR PLAN TO RENAME THE BROOKLYN NETS. [WFAN Audio Clips]

5. NOT SPORTS RELATED, STILL IMPORTANT: GREAT TREEHOUSE, OR GREATEST TREEHOUSE? [Daily Mail]

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: Heat at Celtics (TNT, 8 p.m.); Coyotes at Jazz (TNT, 10:30 p.m.); White Sox at A’s (WGN, 10 p.m.); Cougar Town (ABC, 8:30 p.m.); New Girl (FOX, 9 p.m.); O Brother, Where Art Thou? (AMC, 8 p.m.); Monty Python’s Life of Brian (IFC, 8 p.m.); Deadliest Catch (Discovery, 9 p.m.); Casino (Encore, 10 p.m.). Game 6 of the Eastern Conference quarterfinal between the Devils and Panthers is already well underway on NBC Sports Network.

AND FINALLY, TONIGHT: The following video’s description: “Jim Nantz, John Stockton, and a jacuzzi.” We knew this was going up even before actually watching it, so here you go. [h/t to Jeremiah Jensen]