Perhaps Fittingly, Mike Trout Is Also A Master Fisherman
Wait, that’s not right. Mike Trout catches gigantic trout? No… Mike Anglerfish catches gigantic pompano dolphinfish… no… Mike [name of fish that is also last name] catches gigantic [name of fish]. There. [Eye on Baseball]
In other words, Grandma Durant: the only person who can find a flaw in her grandson. [Kevin Durant’s Instagram]
Fred had a good run. [SB Nation]
Your creepy news of the day. [USA Today]
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Tennessee at Kentucky (7 p.m., ESPN); Wisconsin at Indiana (9 p.m., ESPN).
“Chocolate Espresso Waffle.”
A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL.
Dylan Murphy contributed to this post.