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Mrs. Met Is Back, And Apparently She’s Into Some Pretty Kinky Stuff

  • Rick Chandler

If there’s one thing I’m not really in the mood for today, it’s thinking about makeup sex between Mr. and Mrs. Met. Yep, after a long hiatus, Mrs. Met is back — showing up at CitiField on Thursday to try and take fans’ minds off of their 35-47 record. Where has she been? We can rule out a convent, if this photo is any indication.

According to the Mets via ESPN’s Adam Rubin, Mrs. Met last made an appearance for the Mets in 2005. As I understand it, and correct me if I’m wrong, she was a regular in the 1970s, and then disappeared for about 30 years. Just up and left Mr. Met and their three kids.

OK, I’ll just say it: Mrs. Met is a slut.


Top photo: Amanda Rykoff ‏@amandarykoff.

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