This poor Royals ball boy does not have the same, um, “set of excuses” as his female spring training counterparts, for obvious reasons: their synaptic response time was slowed as a result of the Florida humidity, he was in Missouri. For starters, next time you want to get into a Kansas City Royals game, dude, just ask. That should be enough. Oh, and your technique was all wrong, too. First off, you need to scoop it up out of fair territory and give it to a non-combatant. Or, just sit there and let the players come crashing into you. You can’t just get up AND affect live balls! What was this guy thinking?