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Sh-t Monotone Baseball Fans Say

Right now, as far as I’m concerned, there’s nothing worse than these “Sh*t [Insert Someone/Anyone Here] Say” videos. They just aren’t that funny. Seriously, no one says these things. Or even if they do, no one cares that anyone says them. Well, no one but Michael Lapayower, who in three minutes time manages to ramble off everything that baseball fans apparently say. Feel the excitement.

The funny thing about this video is without a doubt the lack of energy and overall emotion put into it. Lapayower hits on all the baseball fan cliches, including a declared allegiance to all 30 teams, yet he never really raises the bar — or the production value — all that much. That, though, is what makes this video all the more enjoyable, as far as I’m concerned.

As awful as this dude’s performance — and creativity — was, I couldn’t help but smile as he listed off the things I’ve never said, but I suppose I should have said as a diehard baseball fan. Watch this masterful performance:

Wasn’t that awful/amazing? Admit it, you watched the entire thing even though you probably never really said about 90 percent of those things. Or you’ve said them, but it’s not so “crazy” that in your lifetime you’ve said something like “that’s not a strike” ten thousand times.

[via Deadspin]