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You Should Buy This Fucking Bat


Never before has America been so on board with an expletive than when David Ortiz stood before a Red Sox crowd and declared “This is our fucking city!” But because this is America, we have to figure a way to make money off it, and so we have.

But settle down, it’s all for charity.

Ortiz has teamed with Mariucci Sports to produce a special commemorative collector’s bat, with the words This is out f—ing city! right on the barrel. Also: Never Forget: Boston Strong 4-15-13. Proceeds will go to OneFund, and other charities that help victims of the Boston Marathon bombings.

Ortiz writes on his web site, BigPapi.com: “When I gave my speech during the pregame ceremony of our first game back, I fully meant the words I said. let’s get together as a city to show the world that nobody is gonna dictate our freedom!”

You can pick up this fine item here for $500 (autographed) or $125 (non autographed).

CHRISTMAS MORNING:

BOBBY: “A new bat! This is fucking great!”

MOM & DAD: (Beaming).

LITTLE SISTER: “A doll? What the fuck?”



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