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Usually, when we write about someone who’s forgoing female contact for the next few weeks in order to pay bodily homage to their favorite team, we’re talking about misguided fans in OKC or confused football enthusiasts. But then, there are times when actual pro athletes jump on this one-way train to lonely town.
Amir Johnson, you’re a team player. And you know what, you’ll probably do just fine in the lady department, on account of your $34 million contract and all. But you won’t do as well as you normally do, because that Raptors logo you have shaved into your head is scary and weird and is that a barcode under it?
Side note: This team is 8-19.
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