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Andrew Bynum’s Hairstyles, Ranked

by Matt Rudnitsky | 2:47 pm, February 19th, 2013

Andrew Bynum hasn’t played a game this year for the Philadelphia 76ers due to injury. He supposedly will practice soon, but take that with a few grains of dandruff. While his on-court game hasn’t gotten much work, though, he has taken his hair game to new heights – heights so great that the number of crazy Bynum hairstyles must not only be collected in one place, but ranked. So have a look below at the definitive list of Andrew Bynum hairstyles, ordered from least crazy to most.

And remember, this list is fluid, because he will probably continue to top himself. Andrew Bynum is a creative mastermind.

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1.Quizno's Bynum

Just an ordinary guy eating some ordinary fast food. You probably wouldn't even have noticed he's 7-feet-tall. I bet they only noticed when he ordered four large Black Angus sandwiches.

2.Lean Mean Drew

He looks good! It was daring for a guy with truly-luscious locks to go shaved-head, but he pulled it off. Surely he won't mess with something that's working...

3.McDonald's-Sponsored Bynum

McDonald's sponsored a portly Bynum in this high school All-Star Game. Oh, you say they sponsored everyone? Oh. I'm sorry. The hair wasn't particularly crazy. But it was only the beginning.

4.Quirky Bynum

The latest Bynum injury timeout has really fired up his creative juices. He looks bad here, because this hair is absurd. But, this barely registers on the Bynum Hair Scale. At this point, he was just quirky.

5.Creative Bynum

He's getting more creative...

6.Brushed-Back Bynum

You know what, on the Bynum Scale, this isn't half-bad...

7.Climaxed Bynum

He has gone over the edge. It's over. There's no turning back. I don't even know how you can conceive a hairstyle like this.

8.OH GOD

WHAT IS THAT FURRY CREATURE ON HIS HEAD?

9.Two-Face

Just click this link. We need not say more.

10.Andrew Bynumstein

Again, not sure what this is. It's a sort of Einstein base but made fuller with pounds and pounds of lint. I don't know. This wins. I want to put it in the washing machine three times and then line my slippers with it.

h/t Bleacher Report

Photos via Ball Don’t Lie, The 700 Level, Ball Is Life, Washington Post, Business Insider, USA Today, Philadunkia, Slam, The Great Mambino

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