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Carlos Boozer’s Hair is Looking Awfully, Well…Fake This Afternoon

by Glenn Davis | 5:16 pm, February 12th, 2012

We’d say “poor Carlos Boozer” (since his son’s rooting interests turned him into the butt of jokes everywhere just two weeks ago), but he seems to have brought this one on himself. Leading up to today’s Bulls-Celtics game in Boston, people started noticing that Boozer looked a little…off. Then pictures like the one above from our CJ Fogler and the one below from Tim Burke at Mocksession came out:

…and then it was open season. You had people saying it looked like it was drawn on with a pencil. You had people saying it looked like it was sprayed or painted on. You had people who just wanted to know why Boozer was doing this. Hell, no less than Funkmaster Flex weighed in.

So…was Boozer really faking? Sure looked that way. Here’s how his head normally looks. Here (again, by CJ Fogler) is what it looks like today:

Naturally grown in? We’ll leave that to you, but we, uh, have our doubts.

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Hair plugs like Rooney?
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Anonymous

Fair, but today there was a whole new level of shininess to it that made it look…not real.
Anonymous

Possible.
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Marcus Labranche

Bulls need to get rid of his lazy @$$! Yeah, I watched him yesterday. It looked like he got his eye brows did, too.
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In this pic you posted his hair is clearly thinning and a bit receded. The newer pics look like he shined his head with shoe polish and trimmed a tight hairline out of it.
Anonymous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMmDJCwAxKc

I think this is what he’s using..
Anonymous

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look at his hairline receding when he played for the Jazz.. The sides are pushed back!!! Looks like he’s wearing a patent leather wig on his head..
Deniece Thomas

Probably using Just For Men like Walt Frazier.
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Oweyougrams

Carlos is using a product called BLACK which barbers use to darken your hair after a haircut and u can tell he’s using some pomade dont see the big problem see guys wearing BLACK all the time for instance Rapper Shawty lo
Yungoldhead215

Its called beijing hair dye. They been doin that in philly since the early 90′s
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