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DeAndre Jordan Dressed As Captain Planet With Camel Toe Will Haunt Your Dreams

  • Eric Goldschein

It’s September, so you know what that means: costume party time. Actually, NBA stars will be playing real games again (hooray!) on Halloween, so they need to get their costuming on early. DeAndre Jordan’s choice was… interesting.

We really appreciate the attention to detail here (the real Captain Planet is more blue than white, but the big green eyebrows make up for it), down to the environmental hero’s famous camel toe. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen that show but I’m pretty sure it was the source of his power.

Meanwhile, Blake Griffin dressed as Bane.

It doesn’t matter how many people DeAndre Jordan kills, or how many times he gets punched in the face, or what he dresses as for September-Halloween: Blake is gonna pull more chicks. It’s just science.

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