Dennis Rodman Drunkenly Enters Ex-Wife’s Home, Does Jager Shots In Front Of Her And Son At Breakfast

by Evan Sporer | 12:54 pm, June 22nd, 2012

I mean, what is there to really say here? Just the typical day in the life of the strange, confused man that is Dennis Rodman.

His ex-wife just obtained a temporary restraining order against him for this May 28 incident. Michelle Rodman is claiming the Hall of Famer stormed into her house, drunk, at 2:30 a.m. After finally getting him to leave, Dennis returned hours later (still drunk) to ask if he could take his 11-year old to breakfast.

So Dennis, Michelle, and their son all went out to grab a bite. Dennis was still wasted, and at breakfast only got more sloshed. Michelle claims the ex-Bull put down 4-6 shots of Jägermeister—son present—before yelling at Michelle over her new love interest.

Per TMZ:

She claimed Dennis then repeatedly made comments about her boyfriend, saying, “You’re f**king this white guy!”

Rodman though, is disputing her claims, and said he has a witness that will exonerate him of said charges.

Now a couple off things strike me as “off” with this story, so I’m going to ask a few good reporter questions…

Number one: What kind of establishment serves an already intoxicated man 4-6 shots of Jägermeister during breakfast hours? Haven’t you heard of cutting someone off?

Number two: Were these just straight shots of straight Jägermeister, or JägerBombs? Does Dennis Rodman do JägerBombs? Did doing JägerBombs with Dennis Rodman just become my new, odd fantasy?

Number three: Why did Michelle Rodman comply with Dennis for this breakfast excursion? Do you have a phone? Have you heard of 911? Why is allowing drunk Dennis Rodman to take your 11-year old out to breakfast, even with you there, something you allow to happen?

[The New York Post via TMZ]

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Plava Mala

Poor old Dennis, hitting bottom. At least he’s got his new iPhone game to play. It’s a cool game.
dennise rodman

I’ve just realized something,, The more time you spend wandering round fashion island in Newport Beach with nothing to do on a Tuesday afternoon, the more likely you are to find yourself having sex wife the X wife of a drunken NBA star,, I love cake, I love California, I love women with IQ’s less than the next,,

Honestly who gives a fuck about Dennis Rodman, He was an ass hole at the start and he will be an ass hole when they bury his stupid nigger ass in one of those FREE gift outfits only a nigger of his caliber could fashion…

His x wife is awful, she parades around with awful people, and now they are all broke I think it’s only fit they move on to some other awful place,, California is for those with money and promise, not old winning slags in ED harvy unpants,..,, “I had to sell sunglasses” and you will again…
Scottypipiin

Didn’t Dennis Rodman once have sex with a fire hydrant, only then to o on and be married to it for 3 minutes…
I’m glad he refrains from telling anyone about what used to go on at his Moderate Newport Home.. What a fucking dipstick,,,