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Dwyane Wade’s Agent Cancels The Free Agent Summit

Call him the ultimate party pooper. Henry Thomas, the sports agent that represents Dwyane Wade, said that the rumored “Free Agent Summit,” a.k.a the coolest tree house party ever, is a no go.

Thomas told CNBC’s Darren Rovell that there won’t be a G8-style summit between Wade, LeBron James, Joe Johnson, Chris Bosh, or Amar’e Stoudemire:

“Dwyane never made reference to a summit,” Thomas told me. “He said that he’d have conversations with some of these guys and that still will happen. These guys came into the league at the same time and they’re in similar situations, so it’s unrealistic to think that they won’t talk. But there’s no summit of any kind planned where they’ll all be in the same location.”

What a drag! It now looks like the superstars will have to resort sneaking out through their windows, while Thomas is in the downstairs study smoking his tobaccy pipe.