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It’s Official: Kris Humphries And Kim Kardashian Are Divorced

Let the record show that this marriage actually lasted 617 days: 72 for TV, and the rest in separate homes while deciding how to end it. Part of the snag was that Humphries was suing Kardashain for fraud, claiming that the whole thing was a publicity stunt. Nice scouting effort, Mr. Humphries. Hope that if you’re never an NBA GM, it’s for a team I hate.

Terms of the divorce were not disclosed, but TMZ is reporting that Humphries got zilch in the settlement. No money, nothing. (Elin Nordegren slaps forehead, shakes head in disgust). He had been seeking $7 million.

Key paragraph from CBS Sports:

Humphries sent his lawyer but did not appear in court. Kardashian, who is pregnant with a child by her boyfriend Kanye West, appeared in a black silk puffy sleeveless maternity dress embellished with sequins on the skirt.

So what we’re trying to say is that Humphries is back on the market, ladies! (OK (sigh) … and you too, sir). Please form an orderly line.


    SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT TMZ IS NOT A NEWS SOURCE. THEY ARE NOT OFFICIALLY DIVORCED. Almost every news site is quoting TMZ PATHETIC.. Kim is NOT free to marry or DIVORCE according to California state law. What a lie… He can turn around and use Kim settlement documents as toilet paper. By law it is voluntary. HE HAS SIGNED NADA, NOTHING !

    He will mostly likely get a new court date for the trial. She will have dropped her satan spawn and playoffs will be over. And he will get access to ALLLLLL her emails. Let the public shaming commence!


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