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This may not make sense, may be an unreliable report and almost certainly won’t accomplish anything. Yet this dumb lawsuit is as dumb as any lawsuit we’ve seen, so it’s worth noting. A 25-year-old guy is suing Chicago Bulls superstar cheerleader Derrick Rose, because his absence in the 2012-2013 NBA season reportedly caused this man to be sad, and since he was sad, he got fat. So, it’s Derrick Rose’s fault for getting hurt, and it’s also his fault that this guy was sad, and it’s also his fault that his sadness caused fatness.
According to reports, Thompson claims Rose displayed negligent behavior by refusing to return to the court, despite having been cleared by team doctors. He blames his health issues on the MVP’s refusal to return.
No word if Peoria County Officials will take this lawsuit seriously.
No word on if other men on Earth possess fewer than four brain cells.
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