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New Website Takes LeBron Hating To New, Brilliantly Creepy Heights

I consider myself a bit of a LeBron James hate connoisseur. It’s not that I personally hate the guy, it’s just that when you’re the editor of a sports blog and the nation’s sporting discourse is driven by how much of an asshole LeBron James is for 2 whole months, you start to develop a distinct taste for it. A sophisticated eye for LeBron hate, if you will.

So it’s with a fair amount of excitement that I bring to your attention the official blog of Mrs. LeBron Wade.

Yeah. So basically, in this blog’s alternate universe, LeBron announces his decision to marry Dwyane Wade on national television, they get married, adopt Chris Bosh as their son, and spend time adjusting to life as newlyweds in Miami.

It’s weird. Really, really weird. But it’s also brilliant. In addition to sharing housekeeping and cooking tips, Mrs. LeBron Wade also posts pictures from “her” daily life.

There are creepy wedding pictures, candids from an outing with Rihanna, and of course, pictures of Chris Bosh at summer camp (keep in mind that, as far as this website is concerned, Chris Bosh is the adopted son of LeBron James and Dwyane Wade, who are a married couple).

A fine, fine hate this is. Good texture. Rich aroma. Wildly emasculating, while still maintaining a hint of irony. A must-have for any LeBron hater’s collection.

Thanks to Fuck Yea NBA for bringing this to our attention.