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Flowchart Powered By Science Proves There’s A Conspiracy Against Your Favorite NBA Team

by Dan Fogarty | 7:33 pm, June 5th, 2012

The web roundup for Tuesday, June 5th. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. The fantastic flowchart above courtesy of Sports Pickle. Now, our starting five.

1. ROGER FEDERER TELLS FANS TO SHUT THEIR WHORE MOUTHS, THEN WINS TENNIS MATCH HE’S PLAYING IN. [Busted Racquet]

2. TERRELL SUGGS MIGHT BE LYING ABOUT HOW HE TORE HIS ACHILLES. [ESPN]

3. TOMMY LASORDA SUFFERS MILD HEART ATTACK, KEEPS RIGHT ON TICKING BECAUSE HE’S TOMMY LASORDA. [TMZ]

4. JURY SELECTION BEGINS IN SANDUSKY CASE. [SI]

5. NOT SPORTS RELATED, STILL IMPORTANT: THE TRANSCRIPT FROM FUNKMASTER FLEX’S INTERVIEW WITH NICKI MINAJ IS FANTASTIC. [New York Observer]

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: NBA: Eastern Conference finals, Game 5, Boston at Miami (ESPN, 8:30 p.m.); MLB: Regional coverage, Los Angeles Dodgers at Philadelphia or Tampa Bay at New York Yankees (MLB Network, 7 p.m.); Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee (WGN, 8 p.m.).

AND, FINALLY TONIGHT: HOLY CRAP HAMLET THE MINI PIG GOES DOWN THE STAIRS.