The NBA Offseason, Captured In One Fantastic Drawing

by Evan Sporer | 3:18 pm, July 6th, 2012

I’ve watched the industry’s best “analysts” on sports television for weeks try to dissect the wildness that has been the NBA offseason. These guys are just reaching into the fathoms of their brains trying to figure out what the heck is going on. And all along, all it took was a drawing, so simple, yet so Van Gohean that manages to sum up all of the shenanigans.

I love the big three skipping rope (definitely an indirect shot). I love Steve Nash on the slide. I like Dwight Howard’s awkward turtle vibe on the monkey bars. And I love Jeremy Lin playing with that toy rocket ship. Odds are, the guy probably plays with one in real life.

P.S. The whole thing is made funnier if your read Dirk’s line a goofy, German accent.

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