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REPORT: People Stopped Masturbating Briefly To Watch The NBA Finals


Here’s something to tell your friends before you all go into your separate houses to masturbate: Pornhub.com, which is a website that has pornography on it, saw a notable drop in traffic during the NBA Finals this year — particularly in the cities of Miami and San Antonio.

Although every game led to a lull in porn traffic, Game 7 saw the biggest pause in people masturbating in order to watch basketball — there was a massive 34 percent drop in traffic in Miami, 31 percent in San Antonio, and 14 percent nationwide:

Of course, there were still people masturbating throughout the course of the game. But many of them stopped to watch Shane Battier rain threes, and/or clock run out in the fourth quarter, and/or LeBron hoist his trophies. Because that’s hot.

Overall, there was a bigger percentage drop in viewing porn in San Antonio than in Miami over the course of the Finals. Makes you think. About pornography.

Hopefully people will remember what free time is best used for now that the Finals are over. (Masturbating to online porn.)

[Thanks, Pornhub.com]



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