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Shaq And Shaq’s Girlfriend Most Likely Stretch The Limits Of What Is Sexually Possible



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[via @Jose3030]


  • lastdonX

    im still tryna figure out how this works!!!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PCAEVPKKQ2BWHOK3DSBW5MXOVE D

    what? are ya’ll virgins? you don’t know how people have sex??

  • KingJames

    Shaq is banging Flava Flav’s left overs.  Does it really matter if she uses a strap on?  Nope.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_H24YINBRYE3NDWZVFYDZZ4TX5Y Janicet

    SHAG DOES NOT LOOK GOOD WITH THIS WOMAN….HE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT, AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A DWARF….WHY WOULD’NT  HE GET A WOMAN A LITTLE TALLER, SO THAT THEY WOULD LOOK GOOD TOGETHER…YOU WOULD NOT PUT PANTS ON THAT WERE TO SHORT? THATS THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THIS….YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PCAEVPKKQ2BWHOK3DSBW5MXOVE D

    hey i think your caps lock is stuck… plus your comment makes very little sense.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F4K7GKPK6ZEVH5ONR5P5KM4RSI 4right

    Janicet – - Do you really think looking good to other people is what would make them happier? If so you are worrying about what people think of you and would accept someone you don’t love just to make it look right to other people. That sucks. If you don’t like what you see, they don’t have a problem, YOU DO!!!!

  • Paul Coynes

    Forget about the height difference, I wonder how effin’ fat the lazy slob will get????

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F4K7GKPK6ZEVH5ONR5P5KM4RSI 4right

    You sound as though you are a people pleaser. Sounds as though you would accept someone you didn’t love just because you look good together TO OTHER PEOPLE. If they don’t look good to you, they don’t have a problem  YOU DO!!!

  • Sharpy

    people sure. but how does it happen between people and smurfs?

  • b-ball

    does it really matter what they do, or where or when

  • Artstnmtn1

    are u jealous you can’t get your  man?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rj-Florida/100000108386015 Rj Florida

    There’s a lot of stretching going on all right. [drum shot]

  • Mezeus

    I think the emphasis here is on the word STRETCH !

  • Gretchen Harwood

    ouch.

  • Company Rep

    Astroglide
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  • http://profiles.google.com/travelerbob1 Bob Hiser

    Just saw AAHHH   Like at the dentist.

  • Mrjackson4407

    Paul…I wish that you had not called this man ” a lazy slob “, This man played until he couldn`t play any more. He went beyone the called of duty.  I dont think you would like it if I was to say: How could you be so stupid of a man to make a statement such as you did. He worked hard to get were he`s at today. He`s a big man…and you have a little mind.

  • Axlslash2

    dont’ even need to duck to b.j. …. talk about ergonomics & efficiency. good for her back!

  • Anonymous

    simple – she invites her equally short twin sister and they split him – win, win, win

  • Kbegert

    She is what you call a “spinner.”

  • Myplenny

    Wind tunnel?

  • Myplenny

    She sees a chiroractor daily.

  • Rick

    It makes perfect sense.  Are you high, or just too young to understand?

  • ZzzZzz

    Shaquille is getting a boner.

  • Independentcity1

    Twining

  • Lurch

    size queen.

  • Murasaki Sensei

    If a woman can birth a baby, there isn’t much difficulty in handling a man.
    I’m 6’10″ tall and I used to live in Japan.  The size different wasn’t as extreme, but really, it’s not a problem.  It might look strange, but you find love along the road of life and it doesn’t always look the way you think it might OUGHT to look.
    If they are okay with it, no one else should have a problem.

  • Matt

    Toes to toes and her face is in it, nose to nose and her feet are on it?

  • Dmazichina

    OMG!!!!!  Shaq you are a lucky man,  she’s so HOT you go enjoy your retirement you were a great player.  Now go and FUCK THE SHIT OF THAT BABE, STICK IN AS FAR AS YOU CAN UNTIL SHE PASSES OUT. THEN WAKE HER AND DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

  • KarliDCaverly

    Shaq likes little girls…..obviously =P

  • Hammertoe

    Shaq is dating Snooki???

  • Tom

    Yes! The most important thing is any relationship is to look good together and make a favorable impression on all the cool people who hang out in the hip places. The difference in their sizes makes it impossible for them to wear cute matching outfits; a disaster.

  • Danorsemen

    Too skinny to be Snooki’s fat ass!!


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