If you see what I’m going for here: that was the opposite of a heads-up play. (LOL.)

Top high school prospect Andrew Wiggins chose Kansas today. Some disappointed but courageous keyboard warriors went right up to Wiggins’ virtual face and gave him a piece of their minds. Virtually.

Eddie Jordan was chosen to replace Mike Rice as the coach of the Rutgers basketball team last month. The scandal-plagued university thought they had turned a page with Jordan, a well-respected coach on both collegiate and professional levels — plus, as a university alumnus, his hiring was the ultimate PR move. Unfortunately, for a school that claimed to do its due diligence over this hire, one potentially major detail was left out of the vetting process.

Yesterday marked the end of the University of Michigan’s official disassociation with former players Chris Webber, Maurice Taylor and Louis Bullock (and the late Robert Traylor). For 10 years, Michigan had to pretend like C-Webb and his Fab Five crew didn’t kick Big 10 ass, and Webber had to pretend like he jumped straight to the pros and just had an affinity for maize and blue on his own. No longer.

Just when you thought it was safe for your child to play college basketball, look again. Brian Wardle, head coach of the Wisconsin-Green Bay basketball program, is under fire for allegedly making one of his players run until he “lost control of his bowels,” as well as calling the player names, humiliating him in public, and a few other mean nasty horrible things that make Mike Rice look like Gandhi.

Boy, Rick, did you get the guy who does the nightly box score to draw that one up for you?

You probably need something to brighten your day. Kevin Ware will brighten your day.

Mike Rice is apparently still coaching. This time it’s a 12-year old girls AAU team. But don’t worry, he’s still flipping out on everyone. No joke. Details after the jump.

John Beilein believed in Spike Albrecht when no one else did, and it paid dividends. He thinks Spike Albrecht has a chance with Kate Upton, and you should trust him.