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Alex Ovechkin Has Submitted The Most Batshit Crazy Bracket In America

Above is the bracket submitted by Russian professional ice hockey player and captain of the Washington Capitals, Alex Ovechkin. We think this is Ovi’s first time making a bracket. We also think he has unintentionally created one of the most batshit crazy documents in recorded history.

For starters, he has used a dot-based notation system that has turned his bracket into some kind of complex, encrypted Da Vinci code. You have to really look at it to get what he’s trying to do there.

After you’ve crossed that bridge, it will become apparent that Alex Ovechkin has Norfolk State going to the Elite Eight. According to SB Nation, “He might be the only person in America, including Norfolk State grads, to have them in the Elite 8.” They’re right: no one’s expecting much from the 15th-ranked Spartans. But if they do make it that far, he will be seen as some sort of March Madness soothsayer.

So, does this piece of paper, which looks less like a bracket and more like the plans for a nuclear warhead, hold the key to March Madness? Only time will tell. Stay tuned.

[SB Nation, DC Sports Bog, Joel Ward]

  • Sbmick21

    Norfolk just beat Missouri, look out Elite 8

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Green/100003616431982 Anna Green

    Age and wealth ain’t nothing but a number for
    these loved-up A-Listers. My BF and I both think so! He is
    almost 10 years older than I.We met via
    a nice place for younger women and oldermen, or older
    women and younger men, to interact with each other!
    Maybe you want to check it out or tell your friends:)

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