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Louisville beat Villanova last night to advance to the semifinals of the Big East tournament. They were expected to win easily, yet their locker room celebration was worthy of winning an NCAA championship, or, like, a World War. Bill Clinton showed up in the locker room, because he’s apparently friends with Rick Pitino. Why is Rick Pitino friends will Bill Clinton, you ask? Our own Glenn Davis expressed his best inference via gchat:
Glenn: are he and rick pitino like members of the same sleazy philanderer support group or something
Me: match made in heaven (or hell, maybe)
Yeah, that’s probably it.
“We all love Bill Clinton,” (Russ) Smith said. “He walked in and it was like, ‘Ahhhhh!!! Bill Clinton!”
“We all approached him — very slowly,” Behanan said. “He was telling us about becoming a president, how things were, traveling, and he talked to Gorgui (Dieng) about visiting Senegal, asked what city he (Dieng) was from. I thought I’d never meet a president. An honor and a blessing.”
But wait, how was his swag? I’ve heard Clinton was the swaggiest of presidents. How was his swag, Chane Behanan?
“I mean, I think the president got swag, he got that swag to him,” Behanan said. “I don’t want to say what type of swag he got, but he got swag. I don’t know if it’s appropriate — I mean, it’s appropriate, but I don’t want to say. I don’t want to start nothing up.”
What type of swag he got? I want to know what type of swag he got. Please tweet about what type of swag he got. Budget balancing swag? First Ladyman Swag? Philanderin’ swag?
Oh yeah, and like all of America, Bill Clinton likes selfies. These were all posted to Instagram. I assume with #nofilter, because swaggy presidents don’t need no damn filter.
We can finally stop the agist sexism. Instagram selfies are not just for teenage girls. They are for athletes, presidents and anyone who wants to look like a silly moron.
Oh, and this wouldn’t be an article by American “new media” if I didn’t express my political opinion. Bill Clinton
is the best worst looks great for a man of his age.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE. We have information on what type of swag President Clinton got.
President Clinton got sleazy swag.
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