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Would Kentucky Fans Let Strangers Come To Their Homes To Bang Their Wives For Final Four Tickets?

You know some Kentucky basketball fans will go to extraordinary lengths to try and lure a top prospect to UK, so it follows that they’ll go to similarly extraordinary legnths to see their team try to win a national championship. And we’re not kidding when we say “similar”: not long after learning that one Wildcat fan (probably jokingly, in fairness) offered a night with his wife to hotshot prospect Nerlens Noel, we learned that via Craigslist, one fan apparently used the same tactic to score a trip to New Orleans for the Final Four.

The enterprising fan (who, we should note, could well be a trolling fan of another program – say, Louisville – who did this to make Kentucky fans look crazy) just really, really loves his ‘Cats:

Like the post says, i am willing to trade my beautiful wife for your UK basketball tickets to the final 4 and national championship games. She is 5’1″ tall 100 pounds, blonde, blue eyes. Shes willing to do anything you ask, she cooks, cleans. If you can get her in the bedroom then you can have your way with her. I am willing to trade her, even though i love her with all my heart, i love my CATS more.

Go Big Blue! Im trading my wife to see you play so make it worth the divorce i’ll go through if she finds this add.

Shes kind of picky but if you meet the standards have at her and let me see my UK Wildcats!!!

So, you know, could be fake – it reads pretty much like a parody. (Plus, this different ad containing some similar phrases doesn’t help its chances of being real.) If it is… well, that’s probably for the best. And here’s the ol’ “screengrab in case the ad disappears at some point”:

To figure out whether this ad actually was the real deal – and if so, if there were any takers and this Wildcats fan got to see his beloved UK squad cut down the nets in the Superdome – we contacted him at the address provided. We haven’t heard back as of now, but we’ll update this post if we do. Until then, stay crazy (preferably not riot crazy, though), UK fans – and stay trollin’, trolls.

[h/t Brett]

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