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Found: The Most Attractive College Basketball Player In America

The web roundup for Wednesday, March 28th, 2012. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. And now, our starting five.

1. KEYLA SNOWDEN, WE LIKE YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME. [Media Take Out]

2. THE MAMBA IN WINTER. “The problem with being Kobe Bryant is that people expect certain things of you.” [GQ]

3. WARM YOUR HEART WITH AN 86-YEAR-OLD GYMNAST. [Busted Coverage]

4. THE MASTERS IS STILL SCARED OF GIRLS. [The Jane Dough]

5. NOT SPORTS-RELATED, STILL IMPORTANT: “I’ve been to Heaven and it doesn’t look like this.” – Gary Busey, before getting into a fistfight over the design of Heaven on a movie set. [The AV Club, via Videogum]

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: Magic at Knicks (ESPN, 7 p.m.); Spurs at Kings (NBATV, 10 p.m.); Red Wings at Blue Jackets (NBCSN, 7:30 p.m.); Sharks at Ducks (NBCSN, 10 p.m.); High School Basketball: McDonald’s All-American Girls Game, in Chicago (ESPNU, 7 p.m.); McDonald’s All-American Boys Game, in Chicago (ESPN, 9:30 p.m.); Die Hard (AMC, 8 p.m.); Die Hard with a Vengeance (AMC, 11 p.m.); The Waterboy (FX, 8 p.m.); Happy Endings (ABC, 9:30); South Park (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.); Ugly Americans (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.); The Soup (E!, 10 p.m.)

AND FINALLY, TONIGHT: 20 years ago to the day, Grant Hill threw a crosscourt pass, Christian Laettner beat Kentucky with a last-second jumper, and Thomas Hill couldn’t believe what was happening. Even for Duke-haters, a signature college basketball moment.