That Paternity Suit Michael Jordan Wanted Thrown Out Got Thrown Out, Says TMZ
Looked like he might for a whole… two and a half weeks. [TMZ]
How all stories ought to be told, really. [The Big Lead]
Those odds are… not tremendous. [Geekosystem]
Also they apparently didn’t have permission, in case you didn’t think t was a ballsy move or anything. [Deadspin]
5. Not sports related, still important.
Gourmet chili dogs:
The buns. THE BUNS.
The poetic butcher puts all other butchers to shame. At least oratorically speaking.
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