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Rick Pitino Trial Redefining Concept Of “Too Much Information”…Part II!

We’ll make this short and…well, not sweet, but we’ll try and make it short. Remember how Rick Pitino said all that gross stuff yesterday when testifying against Karen Sypher, the woman with whom he had a tryst and later accused of extortion?

You might have thought such graphic details were done with, since Pitino finished testifying yesterday. Well, THINK AGAIN!

This time, the purveyor of prurience was Sypher’s ex-attorney Dana Kolter, who’s now testifying against her. He shared some stories about his past with Sypher on the stand. They were rather…colorful. We’ll let the tweets of Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio, who’s been all over this story, take it from there. First up:

WOW is all I can say. Former Sypher attorney Dana Kolter testifies that Sypher gave him oral on day he took case and prior

[speechless, mouths agape] Next tweet!

Then a picture was shown in court of the back of Sypher’s head and the attorneys bare abdomen which He testified was taken during oral sex

We’ll let you spot the accidentally blasphemous portion of that tweet. And guess what: Jones later gave us the gift/curse of even more details. Sypher/Kolter origins:

Day over. Sypher’s former attorney one of the strangest witnesses in history of law. Says he met Sypher in parking garage an they hit it off

Former Atty says he hired her to model for “Hoosier Daddy” Motor Bike Company. At event she gave oral an he asked if she was his girlfriend

She then came to his house, gave atty oral sex and sat next to him while he wrote letter attempting to extort Pitino

Not only speechless, but thoughtless – sitting here trying to say something, I have no idea what to think, so I will let Jones’ tweets speak for themselves, along with one other nugget he shared:

There is sooooo much more but that is all I can do right now. Will have full recap on site. On week of absurdity, the Atty was the craziest

I’m not sure I even want to know. Okay, fine, screw it, I want to know. We’ll probably throw that recap up when Jones posts it (UPDATE: here it is). In the meantime…wow.

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