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NCAA Basketball

Top High School Basketball Recruit Is 7-Foot-1, Plays Like Guard, Is Terrifyingly Good And Named ‘Thon’


Meet Thon Maker, the No. 1 high school sophomore basketball recruit in the nation, who probably eats lunch with John Calipari three times a week and the other four with Calipari-selected Kentucky sorority girls. Thon’s like Tron, except that he’s a person and a 7-footer who appears to play like a guard.

[Barstool]



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