Crimson Tide quarterback and thus Head Bro To Rule All Bros A.J. McCarron had himself quite a weekend. How did we know that, considering we don’t often party with SEC quarterbacks? Well, the social media-sphere was kind enough to deliver evidence for us. In fact, McCarron himself delivered some of the choicest material, including a demonstration of what a rapper will do with your NCAA Championship ring and a hat with the worst acronym ever.
The weekend of April 12-14 was shaping up to be a typical bro-fest for our fearless bro leader, as he attended a fraternity party thrown by fraternity brothers who also double as “sum cool dudes”:
And I don’t usually mess with frats but S/O to Beta last night on the party!! And they were sum cool dudes in that frat! #salute
— AJ McCarron (@10AJMcCarron) April 14, 2013
What made McCarron’s night so memorable? Those Betas couldn’t have been that cool, that they warranted a shoutout on Twitter. Perhaps it was the arrival of headache-inducing crap rapper Wake Flocka Flame, who somehow got his
hand middle finger on McCarron’s championship hardware:
Ah, mad respect to your championship achievement, my dude. Here, let me use that ring to flip off the camera while you pretend to be a rockstar. Cool? Cool.
The fun continued as McCarron donned a beanie from Mr. Flame’s tour, which is called “Do Right U Gain Success,” or DRUGS, which definitely doesn’t have any other meanings besides connoting doing right and achieving success. (If you can believe it, this isn’t the first music act to attempt forcing such an acronym.) The photo has since disappeared from his Twitter page.
He topped all this off by showing out in the beanie with some of the local talent. Katherine Webb, where are you? (Oh, there you are.)
Indeed, between letting someone disrespect his championship hardware, shouting out his new favorite frat house, wearing a hat that says DRUGS and congregating with beautiful women on social media for all the world to see, Señor Bro had one of the bro-iest weekends we’ve seen in awhile.
How did he start the next week?
— AJ McCarron (@10AJMcCarron) April 15, 2013
Guess the joke is on us.