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Here’s A Baby Doing A Keg Stand At An ASU Tailgate

Now, America, before you freak out and harsh on everyone’s buzz, just know that it’s entirely possible this baby wasn’t actually drinking beer. Parents have been known to place an empty beer bottle next to their baby for a quick photo op, because God knows there is nothing funnier than pretending a baby is drunk.

UPDATE: Welp, the attorney for the parents of the baby (or was it the baby’s attorney? God I hope it was the baby’s attorney) contacted us and demanded asked politely that we take the photo down. Apologies if you came here looking for a baby doing a keg stand. There’s always Google!

Pretending being the operative word here, because actual drunk babies aren’t funny. In addition to being loud and rude, they’re also babies, and shouldn’t be drinking. Which is why the above photo, which was originally posted on TheDirty, has prompted the following statement from Arizona State University:

“ASU Police are looking into the posted photo. It’s not clear if this is a joke or an actual event that occurred. Police are contacting the web site that displayed the photo to see if they can determine who posted it.”

Either way, the baby was probably not the only person who needed a diaper by the end of that ASU tailgate.

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