A Map Of The Country, Broken Down By College Football Fandom, Will Help You Not Get Beaten Up

New England does not cheer for Boston College. It cheers for the Red Sox and Patriots. Half the city of Newton wishes that Alumni Stadium was sucked into an abyss.

What’s college football? – Maine

College Football is the game where men play for pride, not money.  That’s why its so much more entertaining than Pro.  You can pick the winner of most pro games, even against the spread, far more times than not.  But college against the spread is one of the hardest bets there are.  They actually try for all 60 minutes and aren’t waiting on a check or trying to avoid injury the entire game.  That’s why most of the pro teams are made of Florida, Florida State, USC, Texas, Georgia, and a few midwestern college grads…b/c northerner schools don’t produce athletes.  You should get to know college players and schools b/c that’s who you are rooting for on Sundays you bozos.

SO psyched my school somehow made it on here!!! ODU!!!! We’re the tiny blue speck in the bottom right hand corner of VA…Maryland is kinda pointing to us :-)  Thank you to whoever A) Knows our program exists and B) Saw fit to include it here! 

NCAA D1 FCS National Champions own both North and South Dakota!

The North Dakota State Bison that is…

Hmmm, you seem to think that SD and ND only are fans of NDSU, i sense a lot of UND, USD, and SDSU fans will think your map is pretty lame!

NDSU Bison have Western MN in their pocket too…FYI ;)

Texas is dead wrong, DFW is split mainly between Tech, OU, and a small faction of TCU.  Houston is A&M territory as is everything about 50 miles east of Austin and south of DFW to the gulf including all of Houston, only excluding the town of waco.  El Paso also has a strong tech presence as does Midland/Odessa.

Like hell they do.  Go Sioux.

How the heck can NDSU also push into South Dakota? We have a team too, ask Washington, Iowa, and Iowa State basktball teams. Go Jacks.

northern colleges do produce athletes but not as much… reason is we are smaller populated than the southern states if you campare athletes to population i say its pretty damn even

Northern colleges don’t produce athletes? Ever heard of the University of Michigan? Or Ohio State? You made a  good point with your argument until you said an asinine thing like that.

 Championships. This is a football map, not bball or hockey

 Nobody cares about hockey

South Dakota is owned by Nebraska Cornhuskers and that’s coming from a Bison Alum who lives in Sioux Falls. It’s not even a question. Half the people in this state probably don’t even know where NDSU is located little alone what their team name is. 

its talking about college you moron

 ndsu dominates the upper midwest. we own the goofers

Yeah, that’s not true at all. SDSU and USD own South Dakota. They play next year again for the first time since they each moved up to D-I.

In college football, NDSU owns western Minnesota.

Ah, that’s why I couldn’t find the Rhein Fire represented. Thanks!

I live in Alaska!!  Nice job F#ck sticks!!  Glad your geography only contains 49 states!!

I will agree with you here (also Bison Alum), but a slight correction; SiouxFalls and Sioux City are both in the Nebraska area on this map (it goes to the top of Iowa)

Half of North Dakota and all of South Dakota is insulted by this….

That’s racist.

Does UND even have a logo to put on the map? The Whioux?

NDSU has a strong following within the city of Fargo but UND has a strong following throughout the entire state of North Dakota including Fargo. For NDSU to represent the Dakotas is a joke. They’re only the 2nd most popular school in North Dakota and have no following in South Dakota at all.

As an NDSU alum, I don’t know how you can justify NDSU owning SOUTH DAKOTA…They hate us,  for Christ sake!  Hell, half of North Dakota hates NDSU.  Those states should be split evenly by NDSU, UND, SDSU, and USD.  I’m sure New England feels the same way about Boston fucking College.  Maine Bears, New Hampshire, UMass all have passionate followings in New England 

Oh, I forgot to mention…Sioux Suck

If  Oregon owns 90%  of that state, then U of Montana should own 90% of Montana.  Just sayin…

I’m from Atlanta and I stood in line at Disney World behind a guy in an NDSU shirt. We chatted about the football team a little. I know very little about football in ND and SD, but NDSU is the only school I know anything about up there. I would say that their place on the map pretty fair. Sorry other rival schools (SDSU and USD).

What are you talking about?  Connecticut has more population than Mississippi.  Massachusetts has more population than Alabama and Arkansas combined!  You want to talk about New York?  You could lump all the southern states together and not get to 18 million.

Wow, what a genius you are. You “stood in line” and are now an “expert” on the area? You can count the number of NDSU fans who live in SD on one hand. FYI, SDSU leads in the series since both moved up.

Delusional.

Not the series of National Championships

North Dakota State University Bison, we win DI championships ON THE FIELD!

is there one like this for college basketball?? that would be awesome

Woah woah woah.. Where is Sam Houston.. is that the little orange speck?!

PENN STATE!!!!!

so many dumb comments, i like the idea and its well represented, no one cares about the dakotas the real colleges are well done 

Where can I purchase this map? iwrite4oc@gmail.com

People in the north east don’t care to much about college football

Fort Myers, South Florida is Gator country…not Canes. Florida graduates roughly 5 times what the U does every year. The largest Gator alum association is in Broward County, FL.

Also, Georgia Tech is in Atlanta……

It might be useful to look where Atlanta is on a Map. Not that there aren’t more UGA fans there…but no real explanation for why Georgia Tech gets a circle where it does. Looks like someone just guessed.

Is there a way to buy one of these maps?

I live in Fort Myers….we are a Gator City…no canes stuff in stores around here!