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Jerry Sandusky Laments That He Can’t Take His Dog Out On His Deck In Rambling Statement After Hearing

Jerry Sandusky had a pre-trial hearing this morning, and we’ve already been over the creepiest aspect: the fact that, for whatever reason, he couldn’t stop smiling. But the weirdness didn’t end with the hearing: afterward, Sandusky stepped up to a podium and gave a statement to assembled reporters. He’s still not doing himself any favors with his public statements:

So he starts off thanking the people who supported him, which then veers into him condemning those who aren’t supporting him. And we can’t imagine the stuff about not being able to see his grandkids is about to win him any sympathy, either. And then he started talking about not being able to take his dog out on the deck and give him biscuits, and things went off the rails a little bit. It’s no wonder Sandusky decided not to face reporters afterward – he’s clearly not the most eloquent guy, and at this point, there’s basically nothing he can do to make himself look better anyway.

[Scout]