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NCAA Football

A Kid Made A Gameday Sign About A Porn Star, And Now The Porn Star Wants To Go To An Oklahoma State Game With Him


Lisa Ann College Gameday

I’m sure you’ve never heard of Lisa Ann, because sex is evil. I certainly have never heard her name, but some quick research tells me she’s somewhat of a “porn star.” According to Urban Dictionary, that means people watch her have sex on the internet, and because she’s a “star,” she’s presumably good at it. Her Instagram header says: “#MILFRevolution.” I’m not sure what mothers who are desired for sex need to revolt against, but I’m all for equality, so, #MILFRevolution it is.

Back to the story, though. Ms. Ann came across this sign on ESPN’s College Gameday from an Oklahoma State student, which said: “Baylor’s defense has more holes to fill than Lisa Ann.” Before the game, Baylor had one of the best statistical defenses in the country, so I assume this was some sort of support for the #MILFRevolution, saying that Lisa, while desirable, should not be seen as an object with holes to fill, but rather a surprisingly talented unit with an outside shot at a BCS championship.

After Baylor got destroyed by the Cowboys, however, the sign took on the meaning that Ms. Ann was a whore. An unfortunate turn of events.

Watching on TV, Ms. Ann appeared to think the sign was clever, and posted it on her Instagram, with the caption: “KIDS TODAY! As a sports fan with a clear understanding of the pun, I had to laugh when I saw this today.”

Lisa Ann Twitter

“We need to bling out that sign a bit” sounds like code for “let’s make a sign with my vagina and anus on it.”

People say that college is a rip-off these days, but this proves that idea wrong. You go to school, get a few tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, make a dirty sign, and then you are invited to join our country’s greatest civil-rights movement. No matter how long it takes… the #MILFRevolution WILL be successful. Especially with great young minds like this one on our side.

[Barstool]


  • Brian Tynes

    She’s going to be in Alabama then? Why? It’s a week too late for the Iron Bowl in Auburn. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/sex-menu-hooters

  • Ostater

    This kid feels like God right now.

  • james

    makin a movie……

  • DTrain20

    didnt this kid win The Walk-On with Bobby Knight?

  • Davidktd

    Her D is gonna be penetrated!!!

  • bleedcoltsblue

    i met her at a signing event a few years back. shes gorgeous n way down to earth. lucky guy.

  • Rocky2121

    This guy works for me. Just saying he is now my idol.
    Matt I’ll give you credit, specially since we just got off the phone and the stuff you informed me of that’s not in the stories. #BigBrotherRespect

  • AJ

    I hope you were being sarcastic when you said you didn’t know who she was. if not your lying. No chance a dude who blogs for a living doesn’t watch porn.

  • CCBanks

    “After Baylor got destroyed by the Cowboys, however, the sign took on the meaning that Ms. Ann was a whore. An unfortunate turn of events.”

    And in your STUPID LIBERAL GOD FORSAKEN HELLBOUND PIECE OF SH!T WORLD, there’s a question about whether a woman who gets JIZZED ON by SIX AND SEVEN GUYS AT A TIME, is a WHORE??? SHE CALLS HERSELF A WHORE! But nooo the stupid libtard pos who wrote this crap about “Sex is evil” as a mocking statement to all people with f-ing values , you know what libtard? FOK YOU.

  • Lee Tanner

    Next time, break the Prozac in half.

  • http://thepennymondoctrine.blogspot.com/ ThePennymonDoctrine

    Dude… people f—. Even people with values. Some people are more open about then you apparently and it just so happens in this “GOD FORSAKEN HELLBOUND PIECE OF S— WORLD” people can get paid to do it, produce it, and sell it. It’s called America. Land of the free and home of some whores.

  • Michael Roberts

    eh, She’s all plastic surgery, nothing but a whore.

  • Mort Telford

    Can’t disagree with you but that won’t stop me from going to see her at the strip place she is dancing at in Philadelphia this weekend.

  • Penny Marie Sautereau

    And you’re a misogynist asshole who’s bitter because you know she’d never fuck you.

  • Penny Marie Sautereau

    Please go back on your meds and return to the Home.

  • Michael Roberts

    hahaha, You’re just another bitch who hates men. Carry on doggy.

  • AwakenedAngryAmerican

    Did he say he was pumped?

  • AwakenedAngryAmerican

    Real or fake. It all taste like skin?

  • Lucidz

    Well you’re a… I’m really not sure.

  • Ishkabibble

    Apparently the focus of the sign can laugh and have fun with it, making your observations meaningless. Now go get your shine box.

  • Penny Marie Sautereau

    Nope, she’d probably tell you the same thing.

  • Penny Marie Sautereau

    I’m a woman who gets more pussy than you.

  • Penny Marie Sautereau

    I don’t hate men, I hate childish misogynist idiots. PLENTY of men out there who AREN’T childish misogynist idiots. And FYI I get more pussy than you ever will so why would I care what a sad loser who wishes he could fuck porn stars thinks about a fat lesbian who actually DOES fuck porn stars?

    Also; Bitch is supposed to be an insult?
    B-eautiful
    I-ntelligent
    T-riumphant
    C-harming
    H-eroine.

    Now run along back to your mancave to pull on your tiny penis staring at pics of these women who’ll never fuck you whilst crying in your beer kid.

  • Michael Roberts

    The pussy you get isnt quality pussy, so there’s that.

  • Lucidz

    Yeah, I see now, you’ve said that multiple times in response to others. Not sure how I missed that earlier.

  • Penny Marie Sautereau

    All pussy is quality pussy. You’d know that if you’d ever seen one in person.

  • Larry

    THIS is all I had to do to get a porn star to meet me??? Christ! Why didnt anyone tell me???

  • Larry

    A 95-year olds’ is quality??

  • Larry

    Please say you get more pussy than us again. We missed it the first 16 times you said it.

  • William Russell

    I think the real controversy here is this: of all the porn stars you could put on a stadium sign, why pick Lisa Ann? 3 much more deserving names would be Taylor Rain, Remy LaCroix, and Sindee Jennings, and those are just the top 3 of a much longer list. All I’m saying is, why pick the one with the jacked up grill… just saying.

  • http://www.pixelgeddon.com/ Shane Stevens

    She’s talking about her own pussy, obviously.

  • Shockysho

    Young pussy is better, but eh, pussy has no face, fuck a girl/woman and see what I’m talking about. The only noticeable difference is the tightness and wetness depending on if she’s a virgin or ‘Her D got penetrated badly’.

  • Chris Mack

    That’s funny how it’s a God Forsaken Libtard world. So with your wonderful use of language and judgmental statement, how are you a better, God-fearing, follower of Christ? Your comment is more offensive and less conservative than what you are upset about.

  • Alexander Hamilton

    I like Lisa Ann!

  • Alexander Hamilton

    I like Lisa Ann!

  • dude

    He is not a God-fearing, follower of Christ, otherwise he would be going about it a different way.

  • Clint

    Uhhhh, dummy, MILF does not stand for mothers who are desired for sex, it is Mom I’d Like to Fuck!

  • David T.

    And you’re an awful person. Porn stars are people too. They’re heroes, few women are confident enough in themselves to have sex on camera- heck, few MEN are.

    … And I just realized I’m not on the site I was on before reading this article, holy moly how did I get onto a sports site? Now I understand why this article’s comments are loaded with woman-haters.

  • Michael Roberts

    women haters? You sir are a beta male. Nothing about them makes them heroes.

  • Liza Donald Chitwood

    Seriously porn stars are heroines? You must of meant that they are on heroin..cause seriously how could someone with a soul let 6 guys jizz on their face with out feeling like a old dirty whore unless they are numbing every emotion they have.. Policeman and firefighters are heroes..Our brothers and sisters fighting in Afghanistan are heroes.. I have never seen a whore get a purple heart for screwing a football team…Humanity is drowning in a sea of stupidity..seriously wtf ??

  • b4x2l82go

    Your right because if he was he would he would turn the other cheek.

  • DagnerMouse

    Okay, let’s just take this slowly and start with basic concepts: there is this really cool concept you might want to look up called the “synonym.” Now I know this is going to blow your mind, but, and stay with me here, different words can mean the same thing. And the phrase “mothers who are desired for sex” (with an implicit (by me) between “desired” and “for” is actually semantically equivalent to “moms I’d like to fuck.”

    Apparently you cannot tell your burro from a burrow.

  • Josh Henson

    If we haven’t hit the trade deadline yet I’d post a trade for your face body teeth and 3rd chin for this bag of peanuts i found

  • Anonymous

    Lisa Ann? Ummm.. yeah… never heard of her… and what is this porn thing people are always talking about?

  • GibsonPushTone

    The children of Sodom and Gomorrah are even more emboldened in their miserable, wretched, wicked hell-bound lives in this present day. The soul that sinneth, shall surely die. And death and hell were cast into the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone… This is the second death.
    “It’s easy to lead a child into Sodom, but it’s awfully hard to get him out.” ~D.L. Moody
    Remember Lot’s daughters!

  • Justin Stokes

    wow porn stars are hero’s? smh wheres the apocalypse when you need it?

  • Anonymous

    lisa ann is one of the top pornstars right now.. your other 3 r not even close

  • Morey Ladini

    Hillary, is that you??

  • Warren Wilson

    Oh goody, we’re giving attention to kids that give attention to adults that screw on video for attention.

  • Kevin

    Another possibility: Lisa Ann hosts a weekly radio show on XM Fantasy sports channel (Lisa Ann Does Fantasy) where she talks about fantasy sports. As such, her name may be more recognizable to both sports fans and porn fans

  • Kevin

    I normally don’t do this but … LOL. Thanks for the chuckle

  • J’ele Ous

    Wow, I bet that dude totally gets laid after the game.

  • fritzeflink

    Good for him!

  • marine

    i almost puke hearing this fags (Matt Rudnitsky) opinions about porn or pornstars shut up no body cares about your opinion just write about the article itself

  • ARangerForLife

    Mocking the type of “F-ing values” that types obscenities in all caps?” And why do you hate private business CCBanks? Are you a socialist? Or a just a twinkle toe commie?

  • James

    Typical attention whore, any porn star would have responded to the sign just so their name gets out there and people check them out which they hope means more money and exposure for them in the long run. Its all about attention.

  • Tim Leonard

    More like her O is going to be penetrated by that kid’s D.

  • Jameel

    Whoever said Lisa Ann is plastic your an idiot and should kill yourself I guess your just jealous because this kid gets to to game with her if I was him id be so fuckin happy

  • Anonymous

    Ok, “a fat lesbian who actually f@$! porn stars” means your just a man with a vag. What porn are you watching where they would want to f!$@ a fat a$$ like you? Go back to your tow truck and haul away that 18-wheeler, diesel-dyke, peterbilt, hose-clit.

  • Anonymous

    Seeing and tasting are two different things. But a self-proclaimed fat a$$ pig you’ll shove your snout in any ol’ stinky slop trough. And face it, some pu$$13s just are flat out ugly disgusting. You pig.

  • Anonymous

    Suck yourself.

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha. You also must think it’s called a “clintoris”

  • Jay

    Nailin Pailn was her best work.. LOL

  • Anonymous

    Sarah Palin and her daughter should do a porn with her….

  • BillyBobblington

    They have to turn the other cheek because they have no argument.

  • Anonymous

    This ring of websites often does this with the links on the side (or along the top) of the page. I got led here from elsewhere as well, but in my case I expected it.

    small suggestion by the way: I’m sure you didn’t mean to leave them out, but sex workers are also people too, so maybe include them? :)

  • Jason Jermaine Smith

    It would be the best performance of their measly worthless lives, lol.

  • Jason Jermaine Smith

    Lisa’s or $arah’$? LoL. I’m sure $arah has taken her fair share of shots to the face to get where she is.

  • bob lynch

    Lisa Ann is the hottest star on the planet. All the so called Hollywood and Rock stars who claim to be hot or sexy are lame. They could learn a lot from Lisa Ann.

  • Anonymous

    dude taylor rain and sindee jennings are not even active porn stars. get with the times!

  • Bobytola

    I totally agree with you.

  • Bobytola

    Hahahahahaaa!!!!
    Short, effective, terrific and funny reply.

  • Bobytola

    Hahahahaha!
    What you said is so true!!

  • Anonymous

    “Lisa Ann” is nothing but a well paid whore, nothing to be proud of.

  • Anonymous

    Ran, porn stars are people … very troubled ones who shouldn’t be accepted as anything normal in society.

    They fuck on film for money, it’s not a good thing.

  • NYCS

    And ripped off from a Seinfeld episode.

  • Anonymous

    There goes the image of the Bimbo too stupid to appreciate a pun. These women choose this career for the money, not because they are dumb.

    How low will a man go for money? See Don Rickles, a comedian(/).

  • jimbo15

    I Just got a disturbing mental image in my head that I want out. It may involve 2 hippos in the 69 position. Yikes

  • jimbo15

    Well yeah each fold counts as one

  • Seinfeld Fan

    As a Seinfeld aficionado, I can assure you that that line, or any similar line, does not appear in any episode of Seinfeld.,

  • robert franklin stroud

    Porn “stars” should not be celebrated in any way. That said, she sounds like she is intelligent enough to know an opportunity to self-promote. As for the dude with the sign, going to the game with Lisa Ann is probably more interesting than going with a buddy. Win-Win.

  • Frank Rizzo

    Tell her to come to my house in PA Ill give it to her until she cant take it 6 or 7 hours

  • ActualDeadhead

    Not sure about his taste in porn stars, especially for such a young dude. Mommy issues?

  • Anonymous

    SSRI’s aren’t the best medication when violent rages are part of the symptoms.

    I think the only pharmaceutical solution to a problem like this guy, is to up his xanax dosage. About 500mg should have the desired effect.

  • Anonymous

    I’d have to see the girls she’s getting to know whether she gets quality or not… but I can say this. ANY pussy she is getting is of better quality than the crusty gym sock that you’re dating.

  • Anonymous

    I suspect most women turn down more pussy than he’ll ever see.

  • Anonymous

    I’m old school, so I’m not familiar with the new girls. What sort of work does she do? (what’s her specialty/trademark… does she work any particular porn sub genre, etc)

  • Anonymous

    I’m old school, so I’m not familiar with the new girls. What sort of work does she do? (what’s her specialty/trademark… does she work any particular porn sub genre, etc)

  • Anonymous

    Wait, what’s happening here? I was totally with you 100% until the last bit. Why are you using a homonym as an example of his inability to recognize synonyms?

  • Anonymous

    Wait, what’s happening here? I was totally with you 100% until the last bit. Why are you using a homonym as an example of his inability to recognize synonyms?

  • Anonymous

    I admit that I call it that… but only if I’m listening to P-Funk when I’m polishing the pink jellybean.

  • Anonymous

    I admit that I call it that… but only if I’m listening to P-Funk when I’m polishing the pink jellybean.

  • Michael Roberts

    an entire month since that comment, but you’re a go getter. Good job helena, GIRL POWER, BARF.

  • Spewb

    Dude you need to get laid!

  • Scott Wilson

    Matt you need to get a life dude. She is “The” porn star. Those glasses hide a Dynamo! Lucky A%^ kid!

  • Bill Go

    ahhhhhhhhhhh,,, this may not be a good thing. I am not sure this ends well. Tread lightly and carefully.

  • خالد الجمال
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    She’s an artist, we should take these things seriously so that people know we care about what they do to help society.
    We all do our parts and she deserves respect too. When we make people, like porn stars, feel worse about themselves we’re really trying to justify the faults we see in ourselves.

  • Guest

    In an anonymous porn star interview I read a while back an actress was asked about the worst thing she’d ever done. She claimed had unprotected sex with a fan that was much younger then her and as result she likely infected him with several STD’s. The interviewer said she was so torn up about it that she started crying.

  • Dak Broadbent

    In an anonymous porn star interview I read a while back an actress was
    asked about the worst thing she’d ever done. She claimed had
    unprotected sex with a fan that was much younger then her and
    she said she’d likely infected him with several STD’s. The interviewer said she
    was so torn up about it that she started crying.

  • Dak Broadbent

    Those women have sex on camera for the attention and money and it’s not as if they’re being oppressed by society. Judging by the comments on here I’d say pornstars are celebrated and adored. You need to stop posting comments while drug tripping.

  • Curtiss Mc Adams

    That kid just went to the AVN Awards as Lisa Ann’s date. He is a god.

  • McDouchebag

    i want to strangle whoever wrote this article.

  • John
  • BabbyFister .

    YES.

  • Anonymous

    That wouldn’t increase the number of holes to fill at all.

  • D

    that broad does like NOTHING BUT milf anal movies. cool in my book

  • Joel

    Agreed. Never heard it, and I pretty much know ‘em all. Though I thought he should take two. But I don’t know how it works.

  • Jason Bournne

    This is a sign of end times, but at least we’re having fun :-)

  • Anonymous

    Lisa Ann bears a striking resemblance to Sarah Palin. Wait a minute what’s that? She WAS Sarah Palin in Nailin Palin? Obviously an improvement on the original.

  • Le Truth

    Yeah, and your a bitchy narcissistic whore. Now go fuck Brutus with your strap on!..

  • houssein

    Did I miss anything


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