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NCAA Football

An Oklahoma Quarterback Was Arrested For Passing Out Drunk And Snoring On A Hill. That’s So College, Bro!

Kendal Thompson is a redshirt sophomore quarterback on the Oklahoma football team. He is also a college bro who got arrested for public intoxication, because he passed out on a hill, drunk.

Oklahoma’s Kendal Thompson was found in the early morning hours Friday passed out on a hill and snoring, according to SoonerScoop.com. The officers woke him, and smelled alcohol on him, the story said.

Implicated by snoring!

“As I was speaking with him, he was not making sense with incomplete sentences and was becoming harder to understand him,” said Boxford in the affidavit, according to SoonerScoop.com.

Incomplete sentences aren’t a crime where I’m from.

The story said Thompson then failed to obey an officer’s direction to stay seated, and that resulted in a charge of interference with the official process, along with public intoxication. SoonerScoop.com said Thompson is four days from turning 21.

Ah, the ol’ “get arrested four days before turning 21″ trick. Brutal. This is by no means a big deal, and should earn him a scolding by Bob Stoops, and that’s all. He may feel stress, and he may get less drunk in four days than he originally planned. Or not. He’s a dumb kid, as am I, and as are most kids on this planet. And at least his drunken escapades were far less detrimental than Tim Tebow’s fictional, drunken mishap that I recently conceived.

[Dr. Saturday]

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  • IhateMatt

    Matt you are such a f.ucking douche women have to fight the urge to squeeze your head into their houch after that time of the month. One word comes to mind when I think of your writing career…NEPOTISM…that has to be the only way you got this gig. You suck…have some integrity and just kill yourself….samurai style.

  • i dont care

    then why do you bother reading his stuff???

  • http://www.facebook.com/jim.noonan.31 Jim Noonan

    Underage is underage. Yay for underage drinking!!

  • ihateMatt

    Why do people slow down to look at car wrecks???

  • Bobby Clemente

    Since when is it a crime to sleep outside? At least he didn’t get in a car and try to drive in that state. SUI = Sleeping Under the Influence? = P

  • Deuce Bollards

    If he was sleeping, how was he contributing to a loud party? I would have said nobody snores that loudly, but that was before I met my wife.

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