When you’re promising a recruit he can meet a dead man, you’re probably a bad recruiter. You have to like his audacity though.

The Indiana Hoosier football team gets new helmets — some take it better than others. Video after the jump.

Spoiler alert: lineman has large belly.

Oh, and he hit a home run with a wooden bat in batting practice. GIFgasm, after the jump.

World, meet Dylan Moses. A 6’1″ 217lb 8th grader with scholarship offers from the entire SEC. Justifiably so, despite the possibility that the uncomfortably early attention turns him into Amanda Bynes. Or worse, Tyrann Mathieu!

In college, we call this Friday night. But it’s also illegal, apparently.

After his second major knee injury, Marcus Lattimore was written off. Then Frank Gore called him, and told him that the same thing happend to him. So Lattimore got to work rehabbing. Now they’re teammates.

“Weed addict” and cornerback Tyrann “Honey Badger” Mathieu did not go in the first round the NFL Draft last night, which made this party obsolete. What does he care? His lady, Sydni Paige Russell, is a New Orleans Hornets Pelicans cheerleader. All is good.