Noted Cocksman “Bodacious” Bobby Petrino Sells Arkansas Mansion At $550,000 Loss

by Dan Fogarty | 6:32 pm, June 19th, 2012

The web roundup for Tuesday, June 19th. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Now, our starting five.

1. BOBBY PETRINO SELLS MANSION AFTER BEING FIRED FOR THAT WHOLE “IMPROPERLY FAST-TRACKING YOUNGER WOMAN HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH” BUSINESS. [Eye on College Football]

2. FANTASTIC HOAX LETTER DEMANDS OHIO STATE DROP “BUCKEYE,” BECAUSE BUCKEYES ARE BISEXUAL TREES. [Out Sports]

3. FANTASTIC UKRAINIAN NATIONAL SOCCER COACH WANTS TO FIGHT YOU, STUPID JOURNALIST. [Cosby Sweaters]

4. FREDDY GALVIS IS SUSPENDED 50 GAMES FOR TESTING POSITIVE FOR PEDs. [Hardball Talk]

5. NOT SPORTS RELATED, STILL IMPORTANT: THE NEW YORK TIMES REVIEWS TACO BELL’S DORITOS LOCOS TACOS. [The New York Times]

WHAT’S ON TV: NBA Finals, Game 4, Thunder at Heat (ABC, 9 p.m.); Cubs at White Sox (WGN, 8 p.m.); College World Series, Florida State vs. UCLA (ESPN, 8 p.m.); The Fugitive (AMC, 8 p.m.); Spartacus (TCM, 8 p.m.); Workaholics (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.).

AND, FINALLY TONIGHT: EPIC SHAKE WEIGHT PRANK IS EPIC.