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NCAA Football

This Is Why The SEC Is So Good At Football: Child Abuse


The main reason that the SEC dominates college football is not because of commonly cited cultural or financial reasons. It’s not even because Alabama fans are (sometimes) sex offenders. It’s because crazy hicks abuse their small children and try to whip them into good enough shape to earn Nick Saban’s reluctant approval.

I assume the kid running is Riley Cooper and Richie Incognito‘s secret lovechild.

[Barstool]



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