18 Reasons Why America Is Better Than You

AMERICA, F#%K YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERF^%KIN DAY YEAH! thats what this article smells like, shitty American arrogance. BTW, European stadium food burnnns the shit you sell at your stadiums, that photo looked like a bowl of kimchee squirted from a dying horse’s anus under an Alabama sun y’all.

There is a fine line between patriotic and obnoxious. You have crossed it.

Can’t hear you, too busy being AMERICAN AND AWESOME.

See my comment below. Although I do agree with you on one count: I could’ve chosen a WAY better photo of stadium food. That mac & cheese looks a bit… dated.

Nothing is more American than obnoxiousness… And I am an American.

Well, just go back to hating your country, DUMB ASS!

Hate on America all you want but we are still and always will be numero uno!

Dan, America is awesome, just busting your chops, NFL NBA Medicinal pot, massive burgers, fake tits, movies are a few things that make ur country rock but after the bush administration the world has tired to your arrogance. I’m heading over in a week from Australia, well I’m in Italy now but I can’t wait to eat an in n out burger, buy some great weed and watch espn classic on a massive flat screen! GOD BLESS THE USA!

Spoken like a true pothead from across the pond.

Thanks for proving me correct with your eloquence.

No not really Me; I’ve actually just gotten back from brokering a deal between 2 CEOs of company’s worth $1.b each, I’ve also just spent the last 3 weeks travelling throughout Italy, a place of true cultural significance. I come to America because that IS what America is known to do great, greasy food, great nightlife and really fascinating sports. So what if I take advantage of your medical system for a week or two, god knows its the only thing making money over there! I also get that you do other things swell, but I’m just a squirrel, tryin to get a nut..

I hope you were trying (and failing) to be witty. Otherwise I feel kinda bad for you.

 I dont know, sounds like he has his head on straight.  Welcome to America, enjoy and speak kindly when you return home.  Like any other country, we have our share of ( please fill in the blank ) but its our country. 

America is all appetite and no style.  Image but few real values.  Alas, like many super-powers before, it has now lost the plot.

Notice how 83% of your “awesomeness” comes from AFRICA!

You’re a rich mans labour village America, enjoy your slavery, you deserve it.

Fucking Horrible Post by Dan FAGarty.  Please proceed to suck on George Bush’s dick.

There is a good Americans, this article is written by one of the many retards in this country.

There are good Americans, unfortunately there are many retards here like the author, Dan Fogarty.