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Aaron Rodgers’ Mustache Makes Him Look Like The Villain In A Lifetime Movie

Not too long ago, we showcased the pantheon of the greatest mustaches in sports. Among them were such greats as Rollie Fingers, Goose Gossage, and Andy Reid. But definitely not among them was the Green Bay Packers quarterback, who apparently did not double check his whiskers when he woke up this morning, though his face does look like a product of a discount shave.

Sorry Aaron, but this is not the look for you. That is, unless, you were going for the Rob-Lowe-As-Drew-Peterson look, in which case, mission accomplished. But Peterson was found guilty of murder earlier today, so I’m not sure he’s exactly who you want to emulate.

If you ask me (which you should, because I am the unequivocal expert on facial hair), I like the full, tamed beard, short hair look on Rodgers. It looks just great on Aaron and it screams Wisconsin. It’s a just-grizzly-enough, blue-collar look that working class Green Bay citizens can relate to. The long hair is too SoCal, the bald face is too metropolitan, and while I like the handlebar ‘stache, it doesn’t strike me as true Aaron.

While I think that thing on his face might scare away even the Allens, Suhs, and Peppers of the NFC North, it is has no place on any man’s face who even has a shred of self respect. And I’m betting that’s something Aaron has a lot of.

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