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Here’s A Roundup Of All The Animals Predicting The Super Bowl, And They Think The San Francisco 49ers Will Win


Every year, animals predict the Super Bowl. Every year, we tell you about animals predicting the Super Bowl. Because in recent years, this has shifted from cute novelty to outright free-for-all, animal Mark Schlereth’s everywhere. In an effort to condense your animal-centric Super Bowl curiosities, we have compiled a list of the animals who have predicted the Super Bowl winner. Below you’ll find how America’s domesticated animals see America’s favorite game of the year:

1. Name of animal: Puppies on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Eating out of team bowl.
Super Bowl prediction: Baltimore Ravens

2. Name of animal: Frankie the Saki Monkey
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Choosing team logos on iPads.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

3. Name of animal: Tamba The Fort Worth Warthog
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Choosing treat-filled team footballs.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

4. Name of animal: Maryland Zoo Chimps
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Ripping up team banner.
Super Bowl prediction: Baltimore Ravens

5. Name of animal: Emma The Sea Otter
Previous predictions: Predicted last year’s winner of the men’s college basketball Final Four.
Method Of prediction: Tossing toy into team buckets.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

6. Name of animal: East Tennessee Penguins
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Walking towards team flags.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

7. Name of animal: Chaco The Screaming Hairy Armadillo
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Knocking over team balloon.
Super Bowl prediction: Baltimore Ravens

8. Name of animal: Ringling Bros. Circus Elephants
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Holding up team banner.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

9. Name of animal: Princess The Camel
Previous predictions: Super Bowls, 6-1 overall.
Method Of prediction: Eating graham crackers out of someone’s hand.
Super Bowl prediction: Baltimore Ravens

10. Name of animal: Fort Worth Zoo Zebras
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Eating team-labeled footballs with treats inside.
Super Bowl prediction: Baltimore Ravens

11. Name of animal: Mr. Nuts (cat)
Previous predictions: Losers of Super Bowls (undefeated), gender of Prince William-Kate Middleton child (outcome pending).
Method Of prediction: Pissing in team-labeled litter boxes.
Super Bowl prediction: Baltimore Ravens

12. Name of animal: Sherwood’s Cat Adoption Team
Previous predictions: 4 Super Bowls, 3-1 overall.
Method Of prediction: Eating from team-labeled bowls.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

13. Name of animal: Gabby The Sea Turtle
Previous predictions: Two Super Bowls, 1-1
Method Of prediction: Swam towards team logo.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

14. Name of animal: Teddy The Porcupine
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Eating corn on the cob out of jars.
Super Bowl prediction: Baltimore Ravens

15. Name of animal: Fred the Psychic Bunny
Previous predictions: He is apparently “always right,” though his actual record is unclear.
Method Of prediction: Chewing on team-labeled cards.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

16. Name of animal: Ollie The Cat
Previous predictions: Super Bowls, 0-5.
Method Of prediction: Walking up to pieces of paper with logos.
Super Bowl prediction: Baltimore Ravens

17. Name of animal: Red Pandas
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Eating red panda treats (bamboo) out of boxes.
Super Bowl prediction: Baltimore Ravens

18. Name of animal: Puppies of Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl IX
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Eating team-colored cakes.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

19. Name of animal: Ozzy The Grizzly Bear
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Eating team-labeled banana pies.
Super Bowl prediction: Baltimore Ravens

20. Name of animal: Mikey the K-9 Attack Dog
Previous predictions: N/A
Method Of prediction: Attacking a man’s team logo-emblazoned arms.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

21. Name of animal: Siabu The Orangutan
Previous predictions: Right “about half the time.”
Method Of prediction: Choosing team blankets.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers

22. Name of animal: Kim Kardashian
Previous predictions: She’s cursed.
Method Of prediction: None, of course.
Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 49ers.

That’s a 12-10 advantage in favor of the San Francisco 49ers. Congratulations, Jim Harbaugh.



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